Comments on: This is not the Rock you are looking for… http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/ by Gregory Wild-Smith Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:26:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.3 By: monkeypup http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-777 monkeypup Sat, 02 Jul 2005 15:23:44 +0000 http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-777 Unfortunately, Force Groupies bring with them the STDs of the Dark Side. This can be combated with the Rock Jedi power Force Condom. Unfortunately, Force Groupies bring with them the STDs of the Dark Side.
This can be combated with the Rock Jedi power Force Condom.

]]> By: Gregory http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-773 Gregory Fri, 01 Jul 2005 16:57:11 +0000 http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-773 Miriam just said to me: "<em>He forgot <strong>Force Groupies</strong></em>" Miriam just said to me: “He forgot Force Groupies“

]]> By: Gregory http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-771 Gregory Fri, 01 Jul 2005 08:55:34 +0000 http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-771 *laughs* that probably made me laugh more than the image itself! Thanks Monkey ;) *laughs*

that probably made me laugh more than the image itself! Thanks Monkey ;)

]]> By: monkeypup http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-765 monkeypup Fri, 01 Jul 2005 00:50:37 +0000 http://www.twilightuniverse.com/distractions/2005/06/this-is-not-the-rock-you-are-looking-for/#comment-765 It's a little known fact that Lucas originally wrote Obi-Wan as one of a select few "Rock Jedis." In addition to the usual assortment of tricks a regular jedi gets, the "Rock Jedi" gets the following powers: The power to rock your socks off The power to blow your mind Mind-Bullets Battle Guitar It’s a little known fact that Lucas originally wrote Obi-Wan as one of a select few “Rock Jedis.” In addition to the usual assortment of tricks a regular jedi gets, the “Rock Jedi” gets the following powers:

The power to rock your socks off
The power to blow your mind
Mind-Bullets
Battle Guitar

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