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This is not the Rock you are looking for…

Posted in Distractions by Gregory on the June 30th, 2005

Ok, now I know Obi-wan rocks… but I never knew he rocked out. I guess after you slice and dice your apprentice you have enough angst to go all power metal.

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  1. monkeypup said,

    on July 1st, 2005 at 1:50

    It’s a little known fact that Lucas originally wrote Obi-Wan as one of a select few “Rock Jedis.” In addition to the usual assortment of tricks a regular jedi gets, the “Rock Jedi” gets the following powers:

    The power to rock your socks off
    The power to blow your mind
    Mind-Bullets
    Battle Guitar

  2. Gregory said,

    on July 1st, 2005 at 9:55

    *laughs*

    that probably made me laugh more than the image itself! Thanks Monkey ;)

  3. Gregory said,

    on July 1st, 2005 at 17:57

    Miriam just said to me: “He forgot Force Groupies“

  4. monkeypup said,

    on July 2nd, 2005 at 16:23

    Unfortunately, Force Groupies bring with them the STDs of the Dark Side.
    This can be combated with the Rock Jedi power Force Condom.

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